Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

(via ugly)


me: i like your dog its weird
friend: thanks
me: what breed is it
friend: cat

moonblossom:

deluxetrashqueen:

Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean  spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’.” which isn’t even a bad song. It’s fairly enjoyable to listen to. There’s no jumpscares, no screaming, no ill will. Just Rick Astley telling you he’s never going to give you up. I think that’s great. “You fell into my trap! Here, listen to this completely benign song that will have no negative effect on you.” 

I wish this were true. There’s a really good article about the problems inherent with rickrolling here.

(via treecool)


Mulder more like smoulder am I right


vjeranski:

Lisa Ballard

Dark north coast rocks
ballintoy rocks
Mountain valley
3 small paintings

(via okaymad)


cumrun:

I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you

(via dundermifflinscranton)


selflubricatinganus:

Never date anyone who can’t sit through a marathon of the LOTR extended editions u don’t need that kind of weakness in ur life

(via dundermifflinscranton)


animalsdancing:

This nerd was doing some plant modelling

(via fag)




step-husband:
“M A X I M U M O V E R D R I V E
”

step-husband:

M A X I M U M  O V E R D R I V E

(via ugly)